Traditional Clown Funerary Rites

Posted on October 5, 2009 by Hollie Stevens

A friend of mine brought this to my attention.  Thought I’d share it with everyone.  Most of the comments are pretty good.  Guess who the clown is…

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October 3rd, 2009

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  1. LOLOLOMG
    October 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 | #1
    First!
  2. el texas sombrero.
    October 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 | #2
    great. thanks pictureisunrelated. now i’m scarred for life.
  3. Esthin
    October 3rd, 2009 at 11:01 | #3
    Wow. Kinda creepy.
    I just wonder how he decayed so fast…
  4. Zage
    October 3rd, 2009 at 11:18 | #4
    is the banana supposed to be the corpse clowns penis?
  5. Matt
    October 3rd, 2009 at 11:36 | #5
    She’s hot… she makes my banana firm.
  6. Bryonia
    October 3rd, 2009 at 11:38 | #6
    She looks like that girl from Lazytown. Besides I think we all know by now that clowns are evil and scary.
  7. Carnage
    October 3rd, 2009 at 11:38 | #7
    I’d tap that… and the girl is nice looking too
  8. October 3rd, 2009 at 12:58 | #8
    I think this is just a ridiculous concentration of fetishes. Out of the few people who go for clowns, the few who go for dead people and the few who go for fruit, ONE GUY ON THE PLANET was turned on by this photo. He just liked everything he was seeing here. That guy was not me.
  9. Bill
    October 3rd, 2009 at 13:13 | #9
    Shouldnt it have been an old bruised banana?
  10. Mr Evilwrench
    October 3rd, 2009 at 13:47 | #10
    I can go for some of it if I can ignore some, won’t specify which.
  11. JimmySmitz
    October 3rd, 2009 at 14:27 | #11
    This is one of those occasions I just don’t wanna know what’s going on here.
  12. What
    October 3rd, 2009 at 14:35 | #12
    She could give lessons to ICP.
  13. Goldie
    October 3rd, 2009 at 14:37 | #13
    Oh God, they’re gonna do it clown-style.
  14. Reficul
    October 3rd, 2009 at 15:01 | #14
    Why on earth is there a dead clo BOOBIES!!!! *omnomnomnom*
  15. Invisible_Jester25
    October 3rd, 2009 at 15:11 | #15
    No.

    Just…

    …

    … *NO*.

  16. Anna Rexia
    October 3rd, 2009 at 15:37 | #16

    Bryonia :
    She looks like that girl from Lazytown.

    My first thought, exactly!

  17. Kwazzi
    October 3rd, 2009 at 15:56 | #17

    Anna Rexia :

    Bryonia :She looks like that girl from Lazytown.

    My first thought, exactly!

    After the mental breakdown brought on by having to do everything for the stupid puppets there. She finally lost the plot and turned to hooking in the specialised ‘meth clown fetish’ part of Lazytown.

  18. Mags
    October 3rd, 2009 at 16:10 | #18
    Man, I would hate to be the fluffer on that gig
  19. Renee
    October 3rd, 2009 at 16:23 | #19
    I think the whole thing is just dumb.
  20. Sarcasm
    October 3rd, 2009 at 16:31 | #20
    This is so wrong, that the only facepalm that could begin to describe this would rip your head right off.
  21. Smartarse
    October 3rd, 2009 at 16:32 | #21
    Apparently “’til death do we part” does not apply to clown marriages…
  22. Chris M
    October 3rd, 2009 at 17:08 | #22
    Lady Gaga’s mom did not age well.
  23. Baffled
    October 3rd, 2009 at 18:40 | #23
    I find it interesting that the corpse looks terrified by the whole experience, and the clown has an expression of overly practiced excitement. How many times has she done this, exactly? Nevermind, I don’t want to know.
  24. Charlie
    October 3rd, 2009 at 18:49 | #24
    There is a certain amount of respect that should be given to the dead. This is wrong.

    Some might say: “They don’t care! They’re dead!!!!” – yeah, but I care.

  25. Malisyn
    October 3rd, 2009 at 18:51 | #25
    Is this a new Katy Perry music video?
  26. Human Zoologist
    October 3rd, 2009 at 19:33 | #26
    In Clowntown, the coroners are against cutting the skin of the dead and often leave the deceased to decay to the bones before searching the stomach contents.
  27. Xidsey
    October 3rd, 2009 at 20:49 | #27
    He’s been dead 500 years, and still gets more girls than everyone on the internet.
  28. Mister Dictionary
    October 3rd, 2009 at 20:58 | #28
    Hey, awesome! I didn’t know that Amy Winehouse was going to do a clown porno!
  29. Cat
    October 3rd, 2009 at 21:36 | #29
    The model on the left should really eat something
  30. Kate
    October 3rd, 2009 at 22:10 | #30
    No wonder that clown died. What the hell else did he swallow whole?
  31. kyasarin
    October 4th, 2009 at 01:04 | #31
    If there’s a way this photo could be more disturbing, I don’t wanna know about it.
  32. BigBang
    October 4th, 2009 at 03:02 | #32
    Who said corpses can’t be fun?
  33. nitch
    October 4th, 2009 at 03:05 | #33
    This looks like it might be The British Museum’s contribution to red nose day. The kids will love it!

    (but honestly this is seriously scary… the way he’s looking at her… I’m really creeped out. *shudders* what has been seen… you know the rest)

  34. Kat
    October 4th, 2009 at 06:06 | #34
    I recognize the fake corpse thing. It’s from a half-joking (I hope) magazine. I can’t for the life of me remember what it’s called, but it’s one of many weird slightly funny and disturbing pictures playing on the necrophiliac fetish.
  35. Zage
    October 4th, 2009 at 06:55 | #35
    @Malisyn
    lemme guess “I stroked a dead clown, & I liked it”?
  36. Chinditz
    October 4th, 2009 at 09:15 | #36
    They should have given the skeleton a black afro wig and a beard.

    (dead Bob ross/banana/clown fetish, seriously whisky tango foxtrot)

  37. murgatroyd
    October 4th, 2009 at 12:21 | #37
    What The Mother!*@%ing… just… whaaat?
  38. Alex D
    October 4th, 2009 at 13:43 | #38

    Kat :
    I recognize the fake corpse thing. It’s from a half-joking (I hope) magazine. I can’t for the life of me remember what it’s called, but it’s one of many weird slightly funny and disturbing pictures playing on the necrophiliac fetish.

    I’ve heard of a magazine called Girls and Corpses. Would that be it.

  39. Vintage.t
    October 4th, 2009 at 14:15 | #39

    Bryonia :She looks like that girl from Lazytown. Besides I think we all know by now that clowns are evil and scary.

    and horny

  40. Anna Rexia
    October 4th, 2009 at 15:03 | #40
    @Charlie
    If they don’t care, why do you?
  41. Identity Crisis
    October 4th, 2009 at 17:18 | #41
    Is that a relative of Anna Rexia?
  42. Edward
    October 4th, 2009 at 18:52 | #42
    And this happens all the time in America! It is a terrible place. Believe me, I have been there.
  43. James
    October 4th, 2009 at 21:19 | #43

    Alex D :

    Kat :
    I recognize the fake corpse thing. It’s from a half-joking (I hope) magazine. I can’t for the life of me remember what it’s called, but it’s one of many weird slightly funny and disturbing pictures playing on the necrophiliac fetish.

    yep that would be it, a great magazine!
    I’ve heard of a magazine called Girls and Corpses. Would that be it.

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One Response to Traditional Clown Funerary Rites

  1. Jeromy Hardinson says:
    August 10, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Thanks for the post :)